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3. Students finally realise true identity of Owl, causing a maelstrom of panic! The proletariate are baying for blood, a sacrifice must be found!

2. Pathos somewhat achieved with emergency delivery of 5 Mountain Lemurs and a Tawny Owl, no telling how long equilibrium can be maintained before students realise Owl is actually a fox.

1. Masters students go insane as workload is piled on. Extreme lack of well trained monkeys is exacerbating the situation!